[ Soon he'll be greeted by her whip. Does she have a normal greeting? Nope. ]
It took you long enough. Where in foolsvillage are we now, Miles Edgeworth?
[ It sure doesn't look like a sandy beach. Everything's so confusing what is going on? This is Franziska's first time experiencing the ViViD and she already hates it. ]
Ouch! [After that slap of the whip on him, he clambers out of the pond.] We're in Cerealia, on the planet Tellus. What we were previously in was a virtual reality.
...And yes, I'm aware truth is much stranger than fiction. [Said in a tone so dry that it puts the Sahara to shame.]