...You're not serious, right?! How would that even work to begin with?!

I'm quite serious.

You would make an excellent bait! All we have to do is devise a plan so that it'll consume you immediately.

Objection! I- I'm all for helping you, but that's crossing a line! ...There has to be another way!

Hmph, you aren't willing to go along with my perfect plan.

So what did you have in mind then? Tell me fool.

[More like a perfect sacrifice!]

Well... um... I don't know...

Maybe... we could try to circle around it! And get up on its back? Maybe that will help us find a better solution!

That's a foolish idea.

You can try it if you wish. How do you intend to circle it without it noticing you ?

[ IT'S TOTALLY GOING TO NOTICE! ]

Um... by being careful? I mean, it at least feels like a better idea than just letting it eat me!

Then try it. I'll be here to watch you fail foolishly.

Well, go on then Phoenix Wright. Do what you wish.

Right! Well, wish me luck?

[Phoenix hesitantly enters the water and tries to swim around the whale.

...Except that the whale has opened its mouth and started sucking in the water in front of it. Phoenix frantically tries to paddle against this new current! But it's not looking good.]

You don't need luck.

What you need is skill! Relying on luck is for fools! [ That didn't mean that she said he couldn't do it though. FIGHT HARD PHOENIX. ]

I really feel like I could use some luck right now! [Phoenix shouts back his retort as he struggles against the current. But the whale is slowly sucking him in.]

You can't be serious!

Foolish Phoenix Wright! [ Oh no...she'll swim after him but it's like she's too late. Any moment now they'll be sucked in for real. ]

No, Franziska, stay back! [He tries to reach out to push her back, but he loses momentum at the same time. So instead he'll accidentally tug at Franziska while he's being pulled straight for the whale's maw...!]

[ Franziska lets out a scream at the sudden turn of events. Why is this happening? She's a prosecutor, not whale food. ]

Too late for that! Get a move on it, Phoenix Wright. The whale won't hesitate to swallow both of us whole.

[Phoenix didn't want to be whale food either!!]

I- I'm trying Franziska! I really am! It's... it's just- AHHHHHH!!!

[He then shouts as he's sucked up into whale's maw... and then is unceremoniously dumped into the fountain in the city.]</small?

[ It was all an accident, but Franziska follows after him with a short yell that's nearly interrupted. It takes a minute or two before she finds her bearings again .]

Where in foolsname is this? Phoenix Wright! Answer me this instant. I'll assume you're dead otherwise!

[Phoenix is at least relieved to be back in his clothes, and he scampers across the fountain to try to get out of whipping range.]

This- this is...!

We're back in the city! This is Cerealia, Franziska!

What foolishness! [ She huffs, but Franziska's actually pleased. They're back and that's all she could ask for right now. ]

As foolish as this is I prefer it here more than the sandy beach. Where can we find some shelter? I would like to rest after experiencing such a travesty.

Well... We're not far from the apartments. You can take your pick of a place to live! And you could always crash at my place until you dry up!

Allow me to use your place temporarily just this one time.

This doesn't mean that I owe you any favors however. Remember that well!

Um... Yeah, sure! This one will be on the house. Literally! [He sheepishly chuckles before he turns to lead the way.]