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some kind of violent prosecutor. - overflow
You know I realized something, Miles Edgeworth.
People who enter the whales stomach don't come out. There'd be little chance of us getting out if we were to enter it.
But what if...what if our way out is in there?
[ Just a thought, look she's not seeing anything else resembling a door or an exit. The whale's mouth is wide enough to pose as a door. This is terrible logic. ]
People who enter the whales stomach don't come out. There'd be little chance of us getting out if we were to enter it.
But what if...what if our way out is in there?
[ Just a thought, look she's not seeing anything else resembling a door or an exit. The whale's mouth is wide enough to pose as a door. This is terrible logic. ]
[He just stares at her. It's terrible logic, but who ever said ViViD was logical? Perhaps that was how they could get out and back into the real world.]
You believe that since this place is improbable as it is, an exit could be concealed in the least likely location?
You believe that since this place is improbable as it is, an exit could be concealed in the least likely location?
That's precisely it. Nothing makes sense here so why bother thinking rationally?
Normal rules do not apply.
[ Thanks for nothing, VIVID. It's her first experience here but she's thinking outside of the box literally. ]
Normal rules do not apply.
[ Thanks for nothing, VIVID. It's her first experience here but she's thinking outside of the box literally. ]
It's...worth a try.
[He nods slowly, not believing what he's going to say next but believing how illogical ViViD is.]
Because you would be right. Nothing doesn't make sense here.
[He nods slowly, not believing what he's going to say next but believing how illogical ViViD is.]
Because you would be right. Nothing doesn't make sense here.
We might discover something of interest.
How do we get that blasted whale to open its foolish mouth? Shall I hit it again?
[ Her answer is always violence, always. ]
How do we get that blasted whale to open its foolish mouth? Shall I hit it again?
[ Her answer is always violence, always. ]
I can't believe I'm saying this, but...yes. Whip it again.
[Surprisingly, this time violence just might be the answer!]
Edited 2016-06-06 01:26 pm (UTC)
[Surprisingly, this time violence just might be the answer!]
Edited 2016-06-06 01:26 pm (UTC)
On three I'm going to give it as many whips as I possibly can.
[ There's not even a brief pause before she mercilessly whips the whale until it opens its mouth again. ]
THREE!!
[ There's not even a brief pause before she mercilessly whips the whale until it opens its mouth again. ]
THREE!!
[Edgeworth once again keeps his distance and winces for the whale's sake, but he doesn't stop her. Even if she heads straight for "three" without going through one and two.
He waits to see what happens.Edgeworth, this isn't logic chess.]
He waits to see what happens.
[ Edgeworth why....it's not chess!
Anyways, she runs in and doesn't come out even after ten long minutes. Franziska's back in cerealia waiting for Edgeworth to return here. It was worth the risk! ]
Anyways, she runs in and doesn't come out even after ten long minutes. Franziska's back in cerealia waiting for Edgeworth to return here. It was worth the risk! ]
[You don't even need to give him ten minutes. After just five minutes of lingering, he shakes his head, groans, and throws up his hands before hurling himself into the whale still gaping stupidly at him.
Instead of falling into a gross whale tummy - which he really shouldn't have expected anyway - he plunges straight into the pond in the park and suddenly he's weighed down by his regular clothes appearing yet again. Flailing, he straightens up, gasping and spluttering, and looks around for Franziska.
He doesn't even notice that they're back in the real world. THAT'S HOW IMPORTANT YOU ARE TO HIM, OKAY, FRANZY.]
Instead of falling into a gross whale tummy - which he really shouldn't have expected anyway - he plunges straight into the pond in the park and suddenly he's weighed down by his regular clothes appearing yet again. Flailing, he straightens up, gasping and spluttering, and looks around for Franziska.
He doesn't even notice that they're back in the real world. THAT'S HOW IMPORTANT YOU ARE TO HIM, OKAY, FRANZY.]
[ Soon he'll be greeted by her whip. Does she have a normal greeting? Nope. ]
It took you long enough. Where in foolsvillage are we now, Miles Edgeworth?
[ It sure doesn't look like a sandy beach. Everything's so confusing what is going on? This is Franziska's first time experiencing the ViViD and she already hates it. ]
It took you long enough. Where in foolsvillage are we now, Miles Edgeworth?
[ It sure doesn't look like a sandy beach. Everything's so confusing what is going on? This is Franziska's first time experiencing the ViViD and she already hates it. ]
Ouch! [After that slap of the whip on him, he clambers out of the pond.] We're in Cerealia, on the planet Tellus. What we were previously in was a virtual reality.
...And yes, I'm aware truth is much stranger than fiction. [Said in a tone so dry that it puts the Sahara to shame.]
...And yes, I'm aware truth is much stranger than fiction. [Said in a tone so dry that it puts the Sahara to shame.]
Be useful, Miles Edgeworth. Show me around as you know this place better than I.
Or do you expect me to discover everything on my own?
[ SHAME ON YOU IF SO...! ]
Or do you expect me to discover everything on my own?
[ SHAME ON YOU IF SO...! ]
Of course not.
[HE CARES!!! Excuse him as he tries to wring water out from his suit and cravat...oh, great, a soggy cravat is the last thing he needs.]
I'll...just find a towel and then I'll show you around.
[Pess HAD appropriated one for himself so it's time Edgeworth bought a new towel anyway.]
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[HE CARES!!! Excuse him as he tries to wring water out from his suit and cravat...oh, great, a soggy cravat is the last thing he needs.]
I'll...just find a towel and then I'll show you around.
[Pess HAD appropriated one for himself so it's time Edgeworth bought a new towel anyway.]
Edited 2016-06-14 01:25 pm (UTC)