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...You want to fight... a whale?

[...I don't feel as surprised as I thought I should.]

Of course.

Do you have a problem with that? Or do you think we can't do it?

[ Franziska's not turning back..welp. She seems confident they can beat it? This is going to end badly either way. ]

To be honest? ...I'm not very confident about our chances...

And you call yourself a man? [ Unacceptable! ]

Fool! You better be thankful that I'm around. My whip is the only thing we need take that whale down.

B-but... man or not, I'm petty sure an entire whale's out of anyone's class! C-can't we find another way? [But it sounds like her whip's really determined...]

Do you see another way?

For one thing, I don't. If defeating the whale is the key out then so be it! [ SHE WILL KILL IT!! Franziska, you're a prosecutor not a whale killer. Chill. ]

Well... no, I don't. If you really think that's the only way... [He figures he should at least tag along play lifeguard should things go awry.]

Yes, I think so. Let's get to it, fool.

[ Without further delay Franziska gets ready to whip the whale as much as she can. A familiar whipping noise can be heard nearby. Hopefully Phoenix is far away from whip range. ]

R-right!

[He's staying out of whip range alright! And really he's mostly trying to only stay close enough to try to pull her back if things get dicey.]

[ Bro, the whale isn't budging a bit. Franziska isn't giving up her whipping assault. Slowly but surely, she's getting tired.

It doesn't take very long for her to stop completely. ]

That whale has some nerve! Resisting my attacks.

I propose that we feed you to it, Phoenix Wright.

[ Another bad idea, geez. ]

...You're not serious, right?! How would that even work to begin with?!

I'm quite serious.

You would make an excellent bait! All we have to do is devise a plan so that it'll consume you immediately.

Objection! I- I'm all for helping you, but that's crossing a line! ...There has to be another way!

Hmph, you aren't willing to go along with my perfect plan.

So what did you have in mind then? Tell me fool.

[More like a perfect sacrifice!]

Well... um... I don't know...

Maybe... we could try to circle around it! And get up on its back? Maybe that will help us find a better solution!

That's a foolish idea.

You can try it if you wish. How do you intend to circle it without it noticing you ?

[ IT'S TOTALLY GOING TO NOTICE! ]

Um... by being careful? I mean, it at least feels like a better idea than just letting it eat me!

Then try it. I'll be here to watch you fail foolishly.

Well, go on then Phoenix Wright. Do what you wish.

Right! Well, wish me luck?

[Phoenix hesitantly enters the water and tries to swim around the whale.

...Except that the whale has opened its mouth and started sucking in the water in front of it. Phoenix frantically tries to paddle against this new current! But it's not looking good.]

You don't need luck.

What you need is skill! Relying on luck is for fools! [ That didn't mean that she said he couldn't do it though. FIGHT HARD PHOENIX. ]

I really feel like I could use some luck right now! [Phoenix shouts back his retort as he struggles against the current. But the whale is slowly sucking him in.]

You can't be serious!

Foolish Phoenix Wright! [ Oh no...she'll swim after him but it's like she's too late. Any moment now they'll be sucked in for real. ]

No, Franziska, stay back! [He tries to reach out to push her back, but he loses momentum at the same time. So instead he'll accidentally tug at Franziska while he's being pulled straight for the whale's maw...!]

[ Franziska lets out a scream at the sudden turn of events. Why is this happening? She's a prosecutor, not whale food. ]

Too late for that! Get a move on it, Phoenix Wright. The whale won't hesitate to swallow both of us whole.

[Phoenix didn't want to be whale food either!!]

I- I'm trying Franziska! I really am! It's... it's just- AHHHHHH!!!

[He then shouts as he's sucked up into whale's maw... and then is unceremoniously dumped into the fountain in the city.]</small?